Thats irritatingley correct of you ! Can't argue with Jochen ..
Anyway the status of your scrote is of no interest to me whatsoever , although if you ever decide to go clubbing with Gadge no doubt it will become important 
Mmmmm, nice and smooth for when I attach the electrodes when we capture you.
You'll never get my tight PVC underpants off - superb electrical insulator (if rather clammy) 
Have you seen how PVC under mild tension tears easily when introduces to a sharp blade?
Either that or talc and nipple clamps will have to be the order of the day.
Mild tension? I can assure you there is a lot of pressure down there.
I am preparing a shop sign for you Steve 'Massage Woonkamer' so that you can carry out your deviant practises legitimately. I' guessing that Gadge may be popping by...
I choose the word mild specifically.
Apparently Gadge's reserve shoot is attached to his dinkle for extra excitement should his main shoot fail.
Anyway, we digress.
Nice avatars.
I choose the word mild specifically.
Apparently Gadge's reserve shoot is attached to his dinkle for extra excitement should his main shoot fail.
Anyway, we digress.
Nice avatars.
That was only done in training mate, by 1944 the main shoot was connected to the Soldiers knackers, which ensured good "fighting spirit" by the time they touched down . Hence the expression "shoot your load"
It's all in the book "I was a Red Devil" by Arthur Nadsdragger . Little known facts like this won us the war and make a big difference when reenacting to the gneral public .
Grossed out, you chaps win!
Anyone noticed Diggah's piss-take avatar? 
*Considers the use of karada shibari as a restraint technique*
I wondered why paras carried all that lovely white rope around with them.
Loving Digga's avatar the cheeky get.
Grossed out, you chaps win!
Why do you think I didn't even bother posting? I knew I'd lose...
What do you make of this from GRider ..
"Wll I wore some jackboots and crusher cap to a special kind of party and they got wet, and their wasnt a tap in sight, and afterwards they fitted fine."
Urghhhhhh I don't want this guy making props, you don't know where they've been !
Sounds like just the kind of thing Gadge might be into 
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Actually, pissing on leather boots is known to be a good way to soften the leather and break them in.
I assume he means that sort of party.
Yes, that will be it then, a boot softening party, of course.
Bootie Spanking party more like ........hmm glass coffee tables all round .
